Shave Ratings

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by BigMike, Mar 6, 2016.

  1. BigMike

    BigMike Well-Known Member

    Sure, you know BBS and DFS. But if you want to be taken seriously on TSD you need to know all the lingo. Here, for your reference, is a compilation of various shave ratings. Maybe some of the long time members here can let us know if I've missed any.

    TVA - Your shaving technique consists of a single Gillette slide stroke down just one cheek... because that's how they do in the television advertisements.

    GSL - You can't understand why the blade that shaved you so cleanly yesterday has nearly cut your face off today, but then you notice your girlfriend shaved her legs...

    SPR - That new blade you just tried feels like it was filed down from a dead mans dog tags and your aftershave now burns like a mixture of diesel fuel and cheap bourbon. You've just had the Saving Private Ryan shave.

    JTR - If you've just found that blood actually makes a satisfactory shaving lubricant, you have had the Jack the Ripper shave.
     
    Last edited: Mar 6, 2016
  2. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    And don't forget, when things go wrong, the classic WTF.
     
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  3. Robyflexx

    Robyflexx Broke the Like button

    :happy097:
     
  4. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Uh oh. You are activating my AAD (Acronym Acquisition Disorder).
     
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