Sign posts of the impending Apocalypse

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by Bama Samurai, Sep 25, 2016.

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Have we reached that point?

Poll closed Sep 24, 2017.
  1. Yes

    13 vote(s)
    39.4%
  2. No

    10 vote(s)
    30.3%
  3. What are you talking about?

    10 vote(s)
    30.3%
  1. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

  2. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

    Moderator Article Team
    I wonder how many people who drilled holes in their phone also tried charging previous phones in the microwave?
     
  3. jimjo1031

    jimjo1031 never bloomed myself

    Only a bunch of idiots would do that.
     
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  4. RyX

    RyX DoH!

  5. PickledNorthern

    PickledNorthern Fabulous, the unicorn

    I literally laughed out loud today when I read that.

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  6. Rusty blade

    Rusty blade The Good Humor Man

    Ohhh...wait...I thought you meant the Shave-Apocalypse...I was going to place another order...just in case. ;)
     
  7. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    You can't fix stupid.
     
  8. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Well, it worked for me. :happy068:
     
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  9. dustmite

    dustmite Well-Known Member

    These are the same people who vote...
     
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  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    After 32 years of teaching, I must sadly agree. You can fix ignorance, when someone is eager to change it. But stupid...
     
  11. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Teacher to student: "2 weeks detention for being stupid, fella. THAT should make you smart".
     
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  12. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    and the "What Are You Talkinabout" wins the Secretariat 1973 Belmont Steaks award.
     
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  13. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

  14. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    On drilling the iPhone…

    "Also I don't have that clamp thingy, can I or my friend hold it while we drill? I don't want to ruin my phone."

    :eek::rolleyes:
    :rofl:
     
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  15. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    One of the best movies made. "Idiocracy"

    HERM
     
  16. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I don't believe Al(exader Graham)Bell expected this kind of problem when he invented the thing.
     
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  17. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    He should be OK. As we all know, technique trumps tools. :D
     
  18. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    A movie quote (from a movie I've long-since forgotten): "You're supposed to be stupid. Don't abuse the privilege."
     
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  19. Omaney

    Omaney Well-Known Member

    Get it in while you can folks. Stupidity will be a protected category soon. I guarantee it.
     
  20. BigMike

    BigMike Well-Known Member



    He has a great Knife and Hammer test too.
     

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