Has anyone ever thought of making Red Lather? Cause I don't know about you guys, but if I am shaving and start seeing red flowing through the white lather, it kinda puts you off your game, if you know what I mean. But if the lather was red to start with .......................... You could be done and dusted with no cause for concern until the AFTERSHAVE aaarrggghhhh, after which you should be back to being Okey Dokey.
Methinks thou hast spent too many hours shaving the whales and breathing their foul exhalations. (tho, I hear whale blubber makes good soap)
