Smoking In The Rain............

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by jimjo1031, Oct 17, 2018.

  1. jimjo1031

    jimjo1031 never bloomed myself

    Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
    Arlene: What in the hell is that?
    Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
    Arlene: Where did you get it?
    Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
    The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and
    announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
    The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely
    (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what
    size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
    'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
    The pharmacist fainted.
     
  2. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Worth a chuckle, but may have to move it to the dirty jokes thread.
     
    Primotenore and BigMark83 like this.
  3. jimjo1031

    jimjo1031 never bloomed myself

    Awww, it's not dirty, just how you interpret it.............. ;)
     
    RyX likes this.
  4. Primotenore

    Primotenore missed opera tunity

    Article Team
  5. Keithmax

    Keithmax Breeds Pet Rocks

    :happy102:
     
    jimjo1031 likes this.

Share This Page