Disclaimer: This is probably only funny in my anti-comedian mind, but here goes: okay, so we all know the "In Bed" joke to fortune cookie "fortunes", but let's make a twist: kinda like the Out of Context thread, but only if it's funny with a Spaceballs quote afterwards, like this: ....like my raincoat!
A) good advice; B) except I don't get drunk; C) nor do I drink D) you're probably right though, this is about the response I expected, but that's okay, I'll have my own secret world of humor no one else will have access to
...You shot my hair! I get your sense of humor Jim. This thread's made me smile after a long, hard day. I guess that makes me a fellow anti-comedian. I think my wife would even agree with that.
