This man was speeding excessively down the highway. A Police Chopper spotted him and dispatched a trooper to cite him for speeding. The trooper caught up with the speeding driving. Issued him a ticket. When the trooper handed him the ticket he asked "how did he know he was speeding"? The trooper pointed to the sky. The man replied "even he is against me, man I can not catch a break".
This sounds like my first speeding ticket. After years of being known amongst my friends as a hoon and yet never getting caught I went with a friend to help out at a Christian drop in centre. On the way home we were just chatting and my speed obviously drifted over the limit - I got caught. No intention to speed, no racing friends, no nothing, just got distracted by the conversation. I recall saying at the time in my head that this this was how 'fair' my friend's God was I wasn't sure I was interested!
