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Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi​

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!​

Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat​

Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing​

California: As Seen on TV​

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother​

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character​

Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water​

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids​

Georgia: Without Atlanta we're Alabama.​

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)​

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...
Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good​

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"​

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free​

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn​

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States​

Kentucky: Five Million People; Seven Last Names​

Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign​

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster​

Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware​

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's​

Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians​

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000 Mosquitoes​

Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State​

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work​

Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else​

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest​

Nevada: Whores and Poker!​

New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone​

New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!​

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets​

New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...​

North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable​

North Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!​

Ohio: We Wish We Were In Michigan​

Oklahoma: Like the Play, only No Singing​

Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner​

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal​

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island.​

South Carolina: We Have Never Actually Surrendered to the North.​

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota​

Tennessee: The Educashun State​

Texas: A Whole 'Nother Country!​

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus​

Vermont: Yep​

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?​

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!​

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?​

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family -- Really!​

Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese​

Wyoming: Wynot?​

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Very nice...

I guess the asteroid missed us, so Indiana is still tidal wave free.. Woo Hoo!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?


Sorry Your over qualified... :happy102

West Virginia: Thank God for Mississippi

Funny in Mississippi we say that about Ar-kansas

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About two or three days ago, people of St. Charles MO were told to purchase flood insurance. This was because you need to have it in place 30 days before the flooding starts. They forsee some big floods this year.

But if you like to sandbag, come on down!!!

In the 80s, Michigan's motto was 'last one out, turn off the lights.' From what I hear, it might be heading that way again.

Damn straight we haven't!

Minnesota

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

and we can't figure out how to elect a Senator!

well if you didn't give the mosquitos the right to vote...