So im Stropping my straight for my shave...and a girl visitor was watching me saying...oh my...how complicated. About 20 minutes after my shave, she said.....Wheres your straight. I ask "what do you need it for?" She says, "i have some loose thread on my shirt i want to take care of." I proceeded to say... "Are you F*&king Crazy?" Thats the end of my story Isaac