I guy shows up for a talent audition. There are many acts, some good, some bad. Finally, it is his turn. A tired talent scout tells him, "OK, show us your act." The guy walks onto the stage, then starts flapping his arms really fast. Suddenly, he launches into flight! He flies around the auditorium for a couple of minutes, then lands back on the stage. "Well?" he asks the talent scout. The talent scout replies, "Is that all you do? Bird imitations?"
