The Blind Cowboy

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Johnny, Feb 24, 2012.

  1. Johnny

    Johnny Little Boy Blue

    A blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
    He finally finds his way to a stool and orders a cup of coffee.
    He sips his coffee for a minute or two then
    hollers "Hey, anybody wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    The bar falls quiet but then in a husky voice, the woman next to
    him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
    given that you are blind, that you should know something. The bartender
    is a blonde girl with a baseball bat and the bouncer is a blonde girl.
    Not only that, but I'm a 6-foot, 165-pound blonde woman with a black
    belt in karate and the woman sitting on the other side of you is
    blonde and a professional weightlifter. The lady sitting at the
    table right behind you is a blonde and she drives a truck.

    Now, think about it. Do you really want to tell that joke?"

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
    "No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
     
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  2. stingraysrock

    stingraysrock PIF'd away his custom title

    Yeah! That is funneh! :D
     

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