The CCW permit

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by sol92258, Dec 10, 2010.

  1. sol92258

    sol92258 I have no earthly idea

    A guy makes a rolling stop at a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

    "Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"

    "Yes, I am."

    "Well then, better tell me what you got."

    Smith says, "Well, I got an S&W .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

    "Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

    "Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

    "Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

    "Nope."

    "Well then, what are you afraid of....?"

    "Not a damned thing..."
     
  2. Hanzo

    Hanzo Well-Known Member

    LOL. But if you are carrying one weapon or 100 , you are afraid, very afraid.

    What frightens me are the frightened gunfighter citizens who might shoot me because they are afraid.:D
     
  3. JoeMal

    JoeMal Member

    You're kidding, right?

    Please tell me you are
     
  4. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

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    The non-funny part of this thread will not continue. Thank you.
     
  5. stingraysrock

    stingraysrock PIF'd away his custom title

    Anyone running around not wearing pants and proud of it is scary....
     
  6. sol92258

    sol92258 I have no earthly idea

    looks like I missed some stuff

    this is humor folks
     
  7. aberneth

    aberneth Member

    LOL

    This joke is about me. But replace the guns with knives of equivalent sizes :happy102
     
  8. Rene

    Rene Well-Known Member

    :happy102
     

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