The importance of proper use of italics

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by PLANofMAN, Aug 7, 2021.

  1. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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    I never said we should kill him.
    I never said we should kill him.
    I never said we should kill him.
    I never said we should kill him.
    I never said we should kill him.
    I never said we should kill him.
    I never said we should kill him.

    See?
     
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  2. brit

    brit in a box

    :D:eatdrink047:
     
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  3. chazt

    chazt Methuselah Shaver

    Thank you for the smile :)
     
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  4. Edison Carter

    Edison Carter Well-Known Member

    Go boldly where we have never gone before.

    I never said we should italicize them.
    I never said we should italicize them.
    I never said we should italicize them.
    I never said we should italicize them.
    I never said we should italicize them.
    I never said we should italicize them.
    I never said we should italicize them.

    :)
     
  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    That brings up one of my pet peeves, when people use quote marks to indicate emphasis.

    And, commas save lives.

    Let's eat Grandma!
    Let's eat, Grandma!
     
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  6. Edison Carter

    Edison Carter Well-Known Member

    Ah, the arts of writing………

    ……… just one more thought.

    :signs002:

    How the hell do people read and write music????
    :angry032:
     
  7. Hercule

    Hercule Active Member

    All to often seen: We are "open"
     
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  8. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    imgladthatonedaysomeguysaidwhynotputspacesbetweenwordsthatwouldmakeiteasiertoreadandthatwasbeforepunctuation
     
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  9. Hercule

    Hercule Active Member

    Funny you should give that example. Way back when, in second grade when I was first learning to write in cursive, we had finished the exercises and had to write complete sentences using our newly acquired cursive skills. Not knowing otherwise (not sure why, really), I wrote the sentences connecting every word together. After the period I started another sentence, all connected. For the life of me I can't imagine why I didn't know better at the time. Just one of those things. But that was 50 years ago.
     
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  10. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I am peeved a little by that, too. We should raise our voices for emphasis instead.(But not in a MEAN way, rather a way that gets the message across).
     
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  11. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Creatively done, Mr. Cawtuh :)
     
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Complete waste of space if you ask me.;)
     
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  13. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I used to wonder about that during my H.S. Band days....How does the Conductor have time to do all that writing for feetball game songs, marching band songs, concert music?
     
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  14. brit

    brit in a box

    :D
     
  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Capitalization is also crucial. Consider the difference between;
    I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.
    I helped my uncle jack off a horse.
     
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  16. brit

    brit in a box

    :D.i rarely use capitols..
     
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  17. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Right Gary, that was clever of Mr. Cawtuh, and I told him so.
     
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  18. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    You still need to capitalize Uncle with your second offering. :)
     
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  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    See, I told you it’s crucial!
     
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  20. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I'll use a few capitols right now....Berlin, Madrid, Budapest, Washington DC, Bucharest, Paris.......(chuk yuk yyuk)
     
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