The Impossible Imperative

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  1. BigMike

    BigMike Well-Known Member

    You build a time machine and travel 10,000 years into the future. When you arrive you find that the human race has lost all concept of music. For reasons that should be obvious to anyone with a triple PhD in Quantum Time Physics, you can bring only three audio tracks forward in time with you in your bid to re-awaken in people mankind's most unique form of audible expression.

    Which three recordings do you choose?
     
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  2. brit

    brit in a box

    3 songs or 3 albums?
     
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  3. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus



    That should open the bidding.

    I was 12. Will never forget the day I discovered Floyd.

    That guitar....

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  4. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus



    One of my fave songs ever.

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  5. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    And my guitar hero...

    The best of his generation.



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  6. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Best lead singer also

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  7. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Honorable mention for lyrics, especially section two and improv jazz stuff.

    Lightning in a bottle. Still best American playing guitar 1981-2015



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  8. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    At 2:48

    Listen carefully... He steps on the pedal that puts distortion reverb in his Amp..

    At 4:00 he's slowly turned down the bridge gain and upped the volume dial on his guitar.

    Kids... This is you play.

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  9. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Hm. If the concept of music has become that alien to them, there's no telling how they might react to hearing it. They could murder you for introducing this unintelligible, meaningless noise, since you will have no common framework by which to discuss. Would also expect speech would have drifted so far that communication itself is not possible. They'll see you as an unintelligible savage.

    That said...Cocktails for Two and Der Fuhrer's Face by Spike Jones.
     
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  10. johnnyflake

    johnnyflake Well-Known Member

    That's an interesting question. I will have to give that some thought, however, my first choice
    would be, "In The Year 2525", by Zager & Evans!
     
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  11. BigMike

    BigMike Well-Known Member

    Ha! Very amusing choice.
     
  12. BigMike

    BigMike Well-Known Member

    3 songs.
    I know it's not much, but it would be just as hard to answer even if it were 30.
     
  13. johnnyflake

    johnnyflake Well-Known Member

    you know, BigMike, there is also a song titled "10,000 years" (per your question), which is also, one of my, back in the day Favs.
     
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Bjork, Yoko Ono, and Katy Perry. You never said it had to be good music. :D

    Serious answer: Pink Floyd (one of the concept albums), anything early Clapton, and something Tommy Dorsey.
     
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  15. Terry

    Terry Tool Admirer

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    Just for starters....

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  16. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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    Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
    Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day
    Winterborn by Crüxshadows

    If I'm going to have the only music around, it will have to be something I like listening to over and over.
     
  17. BarryR

    BarryR New Member

    I say: One classical, one jazz and one Rock tune.
    But which ones - not easy.
    1) Bach something or other or Beethoven's 9th
    2) Miles Davis (maybe So What from Kind of Blue) or Dave Brubeck - Take 5

    and now the hard part - Rock and Roll

    3) Perhaps "A Day in the Life" or maybe "London Calling" too many great choices!

    PS: the notion of losing all concept of music seems very far-fetched. Music is deeply ingrained in our brains for some reason or other.
    It seems to be innate.

    You could posit an apocalypse though in which all historical music is lost.
     
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  18. timabababaluka

    timabababaluka No exceptions. Except.....

    Cello Suite Prelude by Bach

    Minor Swing by Django Reinhardt

    How Soon Is Now? by The Smiths

    Cool thing about this conundrum is that 10 minutes later I'd come up with an entirely different three songs--and wouldn't even feel weird about it :happy102:
     
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  19. Keithmax

    Keithmax Breeds Pet Rocks

    Dave Brubeck "Take Five"

    Mozart "Requiem" This piece scares me hopeful it will scare them enough so they won't kill me.

    Rolling Stones "Sympathy for the Devil"
     
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  20. DaltonGang

    DaltonGang Ol' Itchy Whiskers

    John Denver
    "Looking For Space"

     
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