The old Ranchers and the hearing aid...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by cohiba, Aug 7, 2011.

  1. cohiba

    cohiba Member

    Two ranchers..Rancher Jones and Rancher Smith.. had shared a fence seperating their land for years. They had know each other for quite some time and once in a while they would meet each other while fixing their fence and carry on a conversation.

    As time had passed so had rancher Jones hearing, he just couldn't hear like he use to.

    One day they met at the fence and started a conversation. Rancher Jones: "I'm telling you what, I just got a new hearing aid and I can hear everything"!!! "I can hear the birds singing, I can hear the dog barking, heck, I can hear the cows mooing". "This thing is GREAT"!!!

    Rancher Smith: "My hearing ain't what it use to be, I may need one". "My wife has to yell at the top of her voice to wake me up in the morning". "You really like it"??

    Rancher Jones: "Like it"?? "Heck I love it"!!!

    Rancher Smith: "Well, you sold me". "I gotta get one"!! "What kind is it"??

    Rancher Jones...Looked at his watch and said.."Oh, about 3:30".
     
  2. battle.munky

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  3. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    Ha! :rofl:
     
  4. Dridecker

    Dridecker Sherlock

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