Two ranchers..Rancher Jones and Rancher Smith.. had shared a fence seperating their land for years. They had know each other for quite some time and once in a while they would meet each other while fixing their fence and carry on a conversation. As time had passed so had rancher Jones hearing, he just couldn't hear like he use to. One day they met at the fence and started a conversation. Rancher Jones: "I'm telling you what, I just got a new hearing aid and I can hear everything"!!! "I can hear the birds singing, I can hear the dog barking, heck, I can hear the cows mooing". "This thing is GREAT"!!! Rancher Smith: "My hearing ain't what it use to be, I may need one". "My wife has to yell at the top of her voice to wake me up in the morning". "You really like it"?? Rancher Jones: "Like it"?? "Heck I love it"!!! Rancher Smith: "Well, you sold me". "I gotta get one"!! "What kind is it"?? Rancher Jones...Looked at his watch and said.."Oh, about 3:30".