The Triple Execution

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Carson West, Jun 27, 2019.

  1. Carson West

    Carson West Well-Known Member

    Three men are going to be executed today, a Frenchman, an Italian, and a Jewish guy. They're offered the meal of their choice before the event.

    They ask the Italian what he wants. He requests pasta primavera. They buy it for him from a good Italian restaurant, he eats it, and they shoot him.

    The Frenchman prefers a filet mignon, they buy it, he eats, they shoot him.

    They ask the Jewish guy what he wants. He says, "I want cherries." They say, "Cherries? It's winter. Cherries are out of season." He says, "So I'll wait."
     
  2. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

    Thanks, I needed that! :D

    :eatdrink013:
     
  3. Carson West

    Carson West Well-Known Member

    You're welcome.
     

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