Things Overheard at a Distraction, TX BBQ and Pool Party

I'll start...



"It's a magical leoplurodon, Charlie!"

 

"Wait... his razors get their own jacuzzi!?!?"

 

"Let's see, Doug's got the razors, Micah's got the blacklight....it's now an official Distraction Party!"

 

"That's about 1.63 cheese."

 

Where did I put the blowtorch?

 

This would explain the Tiki Juice. They have a bar for it now.

 

Lighter fluid is best to start a fire. Flames are bigger.

What do you mean it tastes like gas? I only used a gallon this time to light the charcoal.

 

"Sure, I'll have a cup of Ocelot Poop coffee!"

 

I must find my Eludium Q36 Space Modulator.

 

"No, no, it's a civet, and it was once considered the coffee for the poor....", etc etc yada yada doo

 

Well, the civet better have not run off with my Eludium Q36 Space Modulator! :mad:

 

EXPLOSIVE!!! EXPLOSIVE!!! ILLUDIUM Q (or Pu)-36 EXPLOSIVE SPACE MODULATOR!!!