This place just might be ruining me...

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by coche1, Apr 2, 2012.

  1. coche1

    coche1 Actively Wishing Member

    Ok, so one night last week I had a dream that there was some little hole-in-the-wall store right around the corner from my house. I don't remember what kind of store it was, but I was in there for something reason and randomly noticed that they had a tube of shave cream. So I started looking around and they had an entire rack full of shaving stuff- creams, soaps, brushes... you pick a brand and they had it!

    I didn't think too much of this dream, until last night. I was back in the store again, and this time I was talking to a sales woman and they had samples out of TSD soaps... There was this little rack on the bottom of the shelf that had every variety of TSD scents available in soaps.. And the woman was very quick to point out that if they didn't have the variety I wanted in stock she could order some without a problem...

    Does anyone know the name of this store?!?!?! LOL
     
  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Dreamland Shaving Emporium?
     
  3. RABIDMONKEY

    RABIDMONKEY Active Member

    Your Ad's are setting up a store front in dreamland and trying to get you to buy more product to stock store
     
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  4. Sunflake

    Sunflake Well-Known Member

    Dream AD! Your sunk for sure now. :happy097:
     
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  5. CyanideMetal

    CyanideMetal Wild and crazy guy

    So that's where JoAnna's been!!!
     
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  6. Zilla

    Zilla Well-Known Member

    Lol, it sounds like we have an addict. To bad their is no 12 step progam here to help him:D
     
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  7. burnout961

    burnout961 Well-Known Member

    Sure there is:
    Step 1 - Buy a DE
    Step 2 - Buy some blades
    Step 3 - Buy a brush
    Step 4 - Buy some shaving soap
    Step 5 - Buy some aftershave
    Step 6 - Buy a SE
    Step 7 - Buy more blades
    Step 8 - Buy another brush
    Step 9 - Buy shaving cream
    Step 10 - Buy a Str8
    Step 11 - Buy a shave stick
    Step 12 - Repeat Steps 1 - 11 as often as your budget allows
    What more help could you need? :bounce015:
     
  8. Sodapopjones

    Sodapopjones Well-Known Member

    Dude its a good thing you're not on the shaving brush dream segment yet, or you would be donating plasma and god knows what else.
     
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  9. gollum83

    gollum83 Well-Known Member

    Like your kidneys in a back alley? Yeah, I've been there.
     
  10. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Coche.. you might have gone over the double edge me thinks..:happy093:
     
  11. Zilla

    Zilla Well-Known Member

    That is great we finally have a 12 step program!!!!!!!!
     
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I'm afraid to ask, but... buying or selling? <scared>
     
  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps


    Oh, you've got it bad.
     
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  14. battle.munky

    battle.munky Has the menthol.munky on his back!

    A loan to cover the budget part.
     
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  15. PanChango

    PanChango Not Cute

    I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for an '34 Aristocrat today...
     
  16. gollum83

    gollum83 Well-Known Member

    :innocent
     
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