Tongue Twister PIF

I have a no-name 3 piece razor (good starter) and some vintage blades to share.


To enter, post your favorite tongue-twister, up to June 5th. (My favorite is "Eleven benevolent elephants".)
All members are eligible. The winner will be chosen by random.org .
Entrants so far:
Richgem
GDCarrington
Straight Arrow
ajsaxs
awake2shave
Smott
Macaronus
Fishcrow
Zilla
TexasWheels
BossManBill
Cavere
Americanshamrock
Andre Nieuwoudt
CmdrBond
Barber Eile

 

In it just for the blades.

And now, for the win

perspicacious pudgy penguins plodding


edit: If I should win, please send the razor to the runner up.

 

She sassily skated to Schenectady seeing sister Sue scarfing skittles salaciously!

 

Ted, Ed, and Ned edited it.

 

Toy boat, Troy boat.

Great PIF Sara but please don't include me. Trying to use up stuff and make some room

 

Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks.

Thank You !

 

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
Thanks for the chace Su

 

Cool, Sara! Thanks!

A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk but the skunk thought the stump stunk.

 

I'm a mother pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants. I'm the best mother pheasant plucker who ever plucked a mother pheasant.

Don't count me in...just wanted in on the fun!

 

Great PIF!

Here's a Dutch one:
De koetsier poetst de postkoets met postkoetspoets
(the coach driver polishes the stage coach with stage coach polish - doesn't sound as near as neat this way Phonetic: the cootseer pootst the poshtcoots met poshtcootspoots)

And another one
De knappe kapper knipt en kapt knap, maar de knappe knecht van de knappe kapper knipt en kapt knapper dan de knappe kapper knipt en kapt
(the handsome hairdresser cuts and styles handsomely, but the handsome hand of the handsome hairdresser cuts and styles more handsome than the handsome hairdresser cuts and styles. Have no idea how to put this phonetically. )

Learnt in Enlish class:

1 1 1 race and 1 1 1 2

 

Great tongue-twisters guys!

 

Sara, great Pif.

A big black bug bit a big black bear made the big black bleed blood.

 

My Dutch-Canadian friend counters with: "De kat krabt de krullen van de trap."

 

Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter, in sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb. If Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter,can thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, see thou, in sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles, thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.

*I just wanted to share this. Don't count me in.

 

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

 

She offered him honour. He honoured her offer. Then the whole night in honor of her offer he was on her and off her.

 

Oh my.

 

Silly Seymour saw soiled swaddlers sideways.

 

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw.

 

I'm dizzy...and I think I broke my tongue!