Tongue Twister PIF

Maybe he should get a goat.

 

Would "how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood" count?

Yes, I LOVED the Monkey Island games

 

It sure does, Andre!

 

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck...

if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


And now, my entry (It's only really the chorus, but be very careful with this one ):

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son
I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.

Me husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man
I try to understand him and I help him all I can,
But sometimes in an evening I feel a trifle dim
All alone, I'm plucking pheasants, when I'd rather pluck with him.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate
I'm only plucking pheasants 'cos the pheasant plucker's late !

I'm not good at plucking pheasants, at pheasant plucking I get stuck
Though some pheasants find it pleasant I'd rather pluck a duck.
Oh plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with ease
But pheasant plucking's torture because they haven't any grease.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, he has gone out on the tiles
He only plucked one pheasant and I'm sitting here with piles !

You have to pluck them fresh, if it’s fresh they’re not unpleasant,
I knew a man in Dunstable who could pluck a frozen pheasant.
They say the village constable had pheasant plucking sessions
With the vicar on a Sunday ‘tween the first and second lessons.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mum
I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker's come.

My good friend Godfrey is most adept, he's really got the knack
He likes to have a pheasant plucked before he hits the sack.
I like to give a helping hand, I gather up the feathers,
It's really all our pheasant plucking keeps us pair together.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's friend
I'm only plucking pheasants as a means unto an end !

My husband's in the forest always banging with his gun
If he could hear me half the time I'm sure that he would run,
For there's fluff in all my crannies, there's feathers up my nose
And I'm itching in the kitchen from my head down to my toes.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's wife
And when we pluck together it's a pheasant plucking life !

 

Here's a few in Irish (though they lose something in the translation!):

Tá sicín ina seasamh sna sneachta lá siocha.
(the chicken is standing in the snow on a frost day)

Arsa Doug beag bog: "Rug gob beag bog gog beag bog".
(Small, soft Doug said: "a small mouth took a small soft egg")

Or just try saying "Irish Wrist Watch" ten times in a row quickly!

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And the winner is...Richgem! Congrats!! PM me with your mailing info & I will get your stuff right out to you.

Ajsaxs, you came in second. Richgem just wanted the blades, so the razor is yours. PM me with your info and I will send it to you. Congrats to you as well!

Thanks to all for participating. This was fun!

 

Richgem congrats on being the PIF winner.

Thanks Sara, for a great PIF it was a lot of fun.

 

Congratulations, Rich and Ajsaxs!

 

Congrats Rich and Ajsaxs!
And thanx Sara for a wonderful PIF!

 

Congrats richgem and ajsaxs! Very nice PIF Sara!

 

Congratulations to our two triumphant champions of PIF! And Sara, thanks for the fun, though my tongue will never be the same!

 

you know, I just can't think of a response to that. (At least not one that is fit for polite company.)

 

Rich, congrats!

 

Thanks Sara! This was fun.

And thanks everyone for the congratulations!

 

Yeah, um, about that electric eel....

 

WooHoo! Congrats to Rich!!!

 

The win and the eel were both shocking!

 

What can I say? Random.org likes penguins.