Top 10 Nicknames for Matthew McConaughey's Beard

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  1. ShaversRUs

    ShaversRUs Well-Known Member

    10. Salute to C. Everett Koop
    9. The Chin Slinky
    8. Gopher Butt
    7. The Amish Outlaw
    6. The Lunatic Fringe
    5. The See-through
    4. My Very First Beard - from Kenner!
    3. The Radioactive Goat
    2. Senor Itchy
    1. The Babe Magnet
     
    ShaversRUs, Jul 8, 2023
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  2. Lockback

    Lockback Well-Known Member

    THAT, my friends, is seriously funny!!! :happy102::happy096:
     
    Lockback, Jul 8, 2023
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  3. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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    For context:
    Screenshot_2023-07-08-19-19-15-53_0311c9f6806a66343c45622522faa000.jpg
     
    PLANofMAN, Jul 8, 2023
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  4. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

    Dang ..... that makes my beard look amazing.

    I heard if you rub chicken poo in it ..... it'll make anything grow.

    He needs to chia pet his face.

    :happy097:
     
    Enrico, Jul 9, 2023
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  5. Lockback

    Lockback Well-Known Member

    :rofl:
     
    Lockback, Jul 9, 2023
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  6. brit

    brit in a box

    brit, Jul 9, 2023
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  7. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

    He needs to contact Bosley's Hair Club for Beards

    :cool:
     
    Enrico, Jul 9, 2023
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  8. brit

    brit in a box

    :D:eatdrink047:
     
    brit, Jul 9, 2023
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  9. ShaversRUs

    ShaversRUs Well-Known Member

    11. Chia Pet.

    lol
     
    ShaversRUs, Jul 9, 2023
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  10. ShaversRUs

    ShaversRUs Well-Known Member

    I'm not only the Bosley's Hair Club president, I'm also a client!
     
    ShaversRUs, Jul 9, 2023
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    The "But, Daaaad, I don't wanna shave " *teenage pout*
     
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    richgem, Jul 9, 2023
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  12. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    I thought for a minute that "beard" was you referring to his "girlfriend."
     
    gorgo2, Jul 9, 2023
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  13. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    12. Who are you kidding with that face fuzz?
     
    Sara-s, Jul 12, 2023
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    13. The "Oh man, I hope they don't card me!"
     
    richgem, Jul 12, 2023
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  15. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

    14. The mother in-law beard
     
    Enrico, Jul 12, 2023
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :eek:
     
    richgem, Jul 12, 2023
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  17. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    This would be Daaad's reply: "You're gunna shave if it's the last thing I ever do! (That didn't come out right, sonny)"
     
    blondblue, Aug 3, 2023
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  18. chazt

    chazt Methuselah Shaver

    Harvey Brillohead
     
    chazt, Aug 3, 2023
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  19. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    @richgem , don't worry, no one is liking mine either(yet).
     
    blondblue, Aug 3, 2023
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  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :(
     
    richgem, Aug 3, 2023
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