> A Texan is sitting in a bar far from home when Barack Obama comes on TV. > The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama is a horse's ass." > > Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking the Texan off his bar stool, then stomps out. > He gets up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer. Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. > He looks at the TV and says, "She is a horse's ass too!" > Out of nowhere, another local punches him on the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again. > He gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take it this is Obama country?" > "Nope." replies the bartender. "Horse country."
"Out of nowhere, another local punches him on the other side of the face..." wouldn't that be one left hook and one right hook???
