[FONT=Courier New,Courier] For decades two heroic statues, one male and one female,[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New,Courier] faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New,Courier] came down from heaven and approached the statues.[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New,Courier] "You've been such exemplary statues," the angel announced[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New,Courier] to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New,Courier] going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New,Courier] which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New,Courier] his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New,Courier] The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New,Courier] for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New,Courier] giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New,Courier] minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes,[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New,Courier] wide grins on their faces.[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New,Courier] The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left.[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New,Courier] Would you care to do it again?" He asks her, "Shall we?"[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New,Courier] She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New,Courier] positions. This time I hold the pigeon down and you crap[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New,Courier] on its head!"[/FONT]
