Someone posted this before, and my observations still apply— Oh, the irony in advertising! (Comment @ 1:50) "...and none of these jet-powered, radio alarm clock, blades up the wazoo razors for THIS face..."—as the spokesman hands out a 'blades up the wazoo' Quattro razor to anyone within arm's reach.
I sent this to my two bearded sons. The eldest's reply was twofold: Not AS funny, but good in their own hair-faced right.