Unusual Uses for Aftershave

Discussion in 'Preshave and Aftershave' started by Mike88, Mar 19, 2014.

  1. Mike88

    Mike88 New Member

    My dad never used aftershave but then he was born in 1907. I did for years, preferring Houbigant; these days I don't shave as my skin has become sensitive with age. But about the unusual use.

    I was at college (in England) from 1966-1970, and the last year was in a rented cottage in the country with four other guys. The place was pretty disreputable after twelve months of parties, car repairs and goodness knows what else, and in the summer of '70 we faced a huge clean-up. I got the kitchen and bathroom to sort out, not nice jobs but help was at hand. There was a big bottle of Avon ‘Blue Blazer’ aftershave in the bathroom which none of us had ever put on our faces, as it smelt appallingly strong. But it turned out to lift grease and dirt like magic, and cleaned the cooker, the toilet, tiles, floors, the lot. I don’t suppose Avon ever realised its true potential; a chemical weapon if ever there was one! I salute anyone who used it as aftershave - you're a lot tougher than I am.
     
  2. jeraldgordon

    jeraldgordon TSD's Mascot

    Bet the place smelled amazing when you were done!
     
  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I think the veg can strip paint and loosen rusty bolts. Some also use it as an anti chick magnet. :rofl:
     
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  4. Billy Goatee

    Billy Goatee Well-Known Member

    I received a sample of 'The Veg' and happen to like it.
     
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    You have been chosen.
     
  6. Billy Goatee

    Billy Goatee Well-Known Member

    I wasn't chosen the first time I used it, but the second time. The Mrs. still isn't chosen :/
     
  7. thevez2

    thevez2 uses Gillette's new Tarantula Razor - 8 blades!!

    Well, that explains where all the Blue Blazer went!
     
  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Whoa... a rare sighting of the Spider Man! How's it going KJ?
     
  9. Ryan B

    Ryan B Knight of the Soapocracy

    I read somewhere that Osage Rub can be used as a bug repellent.
     
  10. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout The Smart Bunny

    I saw some GI's pour Aqua Velva in a bucket and proceed to mop the latrine floor.
     
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  11. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout The Smart Bunny

    When "The Veg" is ready it chooses you.
     
  12. fram773

    fram773 Well-Known Member

    Only use I could think of:
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  13. thevez2

    thevez2 uses Gillette's new Tarantula Razor - 8 blades!!

    Doing alright. Thought I'd poke my head in the den for a bit.

    I posted about that, lol.
     
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  14. Kevin K

    Kevin K Well-Known Member

    Wikipedia says that 4711 was originally marketed as ”miracle water" to be used internally as well as externally. So I guess you can drink it!?

    Also, according to www.luckymojo.com, both Florida Water and it's cousin Kananga Water are used to perform cleansing and other spiritual rituals.

    I guess there's a lot of unusual uses for stuff we see as having only limited uses.
     
  15. RaZorBurn123

    RaZorBurn123 waiting hardily...............

    Back in the 70's we'd put a couple of drops of AV on a light bulb to mask the activity we were partaking in. :cool:
     
  16. thevez2

    thevez2 uses Gillette's new Tarantula Razor - 8 blades!!

    I was in an antique store buying Avon bottles. When I told the lady that I used the aftershave, she told me what she used it for. She had one of those Glade plug in air fresheners that takes the little bottle of scented oil. She was refilling it with her stock of Avon, thinking that people wanted them for the bottles and didn't care for the aftershave.
     
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  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    /crying
     

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