Vote for my Avatar of Britney Spears joining the wet shaving community! Its scary yet shaving related! I've climbed a mountain. Been eaten by a cow. I've picked my nose. I take embarrassing pictures of my self. Make the right choice! Do the world a favor! Help decrease your carbon footprint! Vote for JayKay for the Halloween Avatar Contest! Also, JimR is a terrorist. Voting for him supports terrorism through opium sales in the middle east and will ultimately lead to the demise of the UK and the US. Also, voting for him also supports the mistreatment of badgers in china as well as cute little golden retrievers being eaten. Dont vote for terrorism. Vote for me!
JayKay- PLEASE, for the love of all that is good, get rid of your current avatar. It's too scary. I've had four glasses of wine and I still can't look at it for more than a few seconds.
Its halloween! Sexy ladies will be back post-halloween. For now, Vote for me and my awesome scary avatar of britney spears joining the wet shaving world! If I win I'll send her a tech and some rose TOBS to she can keep that noggin clean!!!! Vote for meeee.
You've all heard what my opponent JimR has to say about JayKay: **Posted originally by JimR: As I've said in every public speaking venue that would listen: No, No, No a vote for JayKay or JimR is a vote for the Right Wing Nut Jobs and the Lunatic Left Fringe (figure that one out). My opponents don't know what they stand for or against (it must be true my publicist says it repeatedly in my advertising campaign). Clearly this contest needs an independent, an unknown. I'm not a Republican, a Democrat or a Libertarian; I don't affiliate with political parties because party lines have failed us. I'm just an old fashioned hard working honest American who is proud of his country and sick of modern politics! You don't know me but I'll make absurd promises that I don't intend to keep and waste MILLIONS of tax payer and fund raising dollars to convince you that I am the best candidate (or at the very least, the lesser of all evils in this election, er uh contest). My name is SlagleRock and I approve this message.happy102 **This message brought to you by the Peoples Coalition for a Better Avatar Contestant (not directly affiliated with SlagleRocks personal financing of his campaign**
SLANDER! I support nothing but Great shaving! Great avatars! and sweet little puppies. JimR and SlagleRock eat puppies. Very anti-good shaves. They don't even use MWF! JayKay uses MWF on a daily basis and loves it! Support JayKay and his avatar of Britney Spears joining the wet shaving party!
upport the poor college kid trying to get into optometry school! Vote for me! and my lack of money to afford more shaving supplies! And my utter lack of funds to afford a str8 and a strop! or more MWF! Support the youth of America! We will be deciding your social security benefits soon!
Someone wanting to go to optometry school should know better than to use yellow font on a beige background.
No slander in my campaigning. All of my facts about my opponents are 100% on the mark. They must be true we found them all on the internet!!happy102
Beige? Are you anti-halloween!? I'm keeping the halloween theme on. But I'll change it so our non-halloween themed people can look too.
Voteeee for meeee I have no e-bay account and paypal suspended my account for "security risk reasons". Support my ADs!
Security risk is paypal code for "your so American, that we don't want to let terrorists such as JimR or Slaglerock or Rodd anywhere near your paypal account!" Support a hard working college student! (everybody else has a job and can afford to buy the stuff!)
