Wet shaving for almost 60 years has led to a certain amount of ennui. Inspired by the Stones' "Mother's Little Helper" and Al Yankovic ... Things are different today I hear an old wet shaver say The pursuit of BBS is such a bore So he grabs some Barbasol And a Gillette disposable And to make the shave go fast He only makes one pass And goes looking for the the consolation Of that aftershave called Clubman. And it helps him on his way Though it doesn't last all day.