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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
  1. F4ucorsairplane
    Elephino!
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  2. richgem
    what does an elephant get when he sits on a marshmellow?

    A mushy tushy.
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  3. Omaney
    You're both making me sad.
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  4. PLANofMAN
    Twitter and Facebook are merging. The new company will be called "You Twit Face." :)
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  5. Rufus T.
    Hmmm...

    ...here's an elephant joke....
  6. Rufus T.
    What do you get when you cross an elephant with peanut butter?
  7. Rufus T.
    Peanut butter that never forgets...


    Or,


    An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
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  8. richgem
    Q: What did the grape say when the Rhinoceros stood on it?

    A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
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  9. Rufus T.

    :signs011: :happy096:
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  10. wristwatchb
    photo.jpg
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  11. Rufus T.
    ...and he took that setup pitch and knocked it out of the park!

    "Irrelevant? Last night I shot a relephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know!"
    - G. Marx
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  12. macaronus
    Love the Marx brothers! Call me a Marxist! ;)
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  13. poppi
    Why did the elephant put straw on her head?

    She heard blondes have more fun.
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  14. Sara-s
    Why do ducks have flat feet?
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    To stamp out fforest fires.


    Why do elephants have flat feet?
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    To stamp out burning ducks.
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  15. Rufus T.
    A classic!
  16. richgem
    last time I went to the zoo, a rhino try to charge me.

    I told him to take a hike, I wasn't going to pay twice.
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