Whats going on in the car forums...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by sol92258, Apr 26, 2010.

  1. sol92258

    sol92258 I have no earthly idea

    Whats going on in the car forums...

    Bentley Forums
    - - - I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?

    BMW Forums
    - - - What ARE these orange lights on the corner of my car for?

    Lamborghini forum
    - - - Wind noise around 210MPH.

    Camaro/Firebird Forums
    - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

    Mustang forums
    - - - Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

    Monte Carlo forums
    - - - Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

    Civic forums
    - - - Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

    VW Bug forum
    - - - The Save the Earth concert was a success.

    Yugo Forum
    - - - When's the last time yours ran?

    Miata forums
    - - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car.

    Chevy Tahoe forum
    - - - Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it?

    Pontiac Fiero forum
    - - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit.

    BMW 7-series forum
    - - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

    Cadillac forum
    - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

    Chevy Suburban Forum
    - - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

    Buick Forum
    - - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

    Delorean forum
    - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

    Crown Victoria forum
    - - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

    Honda Accord forum
    - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

    Toyota Echo forum
    - - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

    Ferrari forums
    - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

    Porsche forums
    - - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

    Jaguar forum
    - - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

    Mercedes forum
    - - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

    Mini forum
    - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company.

    Dodge Viper forum
    - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

    McLaren F1 forum
    - - - Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

    Dodge Minivan forum
    - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

    Hummer forum
    - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $450 in gas.

    Fiat forum
    - - - Hello? Am I the only member?

    Subaru WRX forum
    - - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

    Supra Forums
    - - - Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

    Ford 2.3 forums
    - - - Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
     
  2. Rene

    Rene Well-Known Member

    :happy102 :happy097
     
  3. Desdinova

    Desdinova New Member

    You missed the Dodge Ram forums.

    "Anyone know the best way to shave back hair?"
     
  4. sol92258

    sol92258 I have no earthly idea

    :happy097
     
  5. moviemaniac

    moviemaniac Tool Time

    Great one! ::
     
  6. TheCopperHat

    TheCopperHat Member

    WOW, haven't laughed that hard in a while, fantastic post!!
     
  7. sol92258

    sol92258 I have no earthly idea

    Wow, I completely forgot about this one....especially surprised when I noticed who posted it! LOL
     
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  8. JonU

    JonU Member

    Those made me lol.
    You missed Datsun though!
     
  9. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    I needed the laugh..I'm happy now..:):)
     
  10. alpla444

    alpla444 That's sweet!

    Now that made me laugh. the Hummer one esp. lol
     

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