I have made a bartender drop a case of beer by commenting on "frothy yellow liquid, advertised by large horses. Hmmm. . . ."
Well, there's beers and beers. I don't like the Dutch ones. But the brown Belgian ales (Rodenbach and Liefmans Goudenband, for instance)... Now that's beer! Wine is nice as well. As is tea. Milk. Juice. Coffee. Lemon genever. And real syrup genever from Zeeland. Yummy!