Why I’m never bored

Scout’s honor, this is true!

My husband is never boring. When he leaves a note (either on the fridge or on a written shopping list) saying what we need, he tends to get creative about it.

A few examples-
1) “vampire-off”; we needed garlic.
2) “free-loaders”- we needed sponges.
3) This is my favorite; he added “testicles” to a shopping list because we needed nuts.

 

Love it

 

I wonder if he orders "dad jokes" for the charcuterie board instead of a nice brie.

 

I’ll bet it’s more like this charcuterie “bored”.

 

That's because pengies are lactose intolerant (as are all birds).