Why?

Three year olds? Truth as they understand it, straight, no chaser.

 

"America's Got Talent" had more views than MLB AS Game.

True story.

 

@wristwatchb

I saw it on TV, ergo, it is true.

 

Might is greater than logic to kids of all ages.

 

Because 99.9% of life is self seeking and only the remaining is truly living for. Unfortunately most of us still get the last .1% wrong.

 

It is what it is

 

why ask?

 

You can't change it.

 

Because.

 

It's always been that way.

 

Because Josiah Willard Gibbs said so, and you can't argue with thermodynamics.

 

It's the path of least resistance.

 

It's obvious to the most casual observer. What's the matter with you?

 

9 out of 10 dentists recommend it.

 

Because it makes people wonder what you've been up to.

 

Because you can save money as long as nobody finds out what you've done.

 

But, Leroy Jethro Gibbs disagrees.

 

A liberal, no doubt.

 

Why not?