Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Because the farmer was wearing the Veg.

 

Where was the joke part? That's just a statement of the obvious.

 

Knock-knock.

"Who's there?"

"The Veg."

[no answer, back door slams, car tears out of driveway]

 

...and then the native chief says, "Death. By Veg."

 

...and the guy says, "That was no skunk, I'm wearing the Veg."

 

Take my Veg.
Please.

 

Dat's da spirit!

 

...then the guy says, "Wait a minute. If this is Limburger, then where the heck is my Veg?"

 

Veg her? I don't even know her!

 

To get to the other side.

 

There was a hansom gent wearing the veg, the chicken recognized class and refinement and wanted to be near him.

 

Clearly a fairy tale.

 

No, I'm not wearing Veg; my cat has a UTI.

 

I must say, Veg is one of two Clubmen I wouldn't try-the other being the Bay Rum(I'm not a clove man).

 

we need some sound effects

 

There is a review by someone from B&B that involves "spontaneous cannon fire".
I can't find it, anyone?

 

You sure it wasn't a buzzard?

 

I tried my google-fu and came up with naught. But, "thank you" for sullying my here-to-fore pure computer with that "other" shaving site.

 

Adam and Eve were in the Garden. Adam splashes on some Veg. A moment later he runs to the ocean to wash it off his face.

And Eve says, ...... ...... "Well, there goes the fish."

 

Its also what killed the dinos.