Wife search

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by sol92258, Jan 6, 2010.

  1. sol92258

    sol92258 I have no earthly idea

    Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
    The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
    The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
    The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, Blue eyes, long legs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, and a halter top . What does your wife look like?"
    The old guy says, "Doesn't matter . Let's look for yours."
     
  2. Etoyoc

    Etoyoc Backwards

    woo hoo... lets join in the search! :happy102
     
  3. goshawk

    goshawk Well-Known Member

    A man after my own heart!

    :happy097:happy097:happy097

    Thanks for the laugh!

    goshawk
     
  4. :happy102

    Nice!
     
  5. TomPike

    TomPike Active Member

    Yep, the search is on!
     
  6. mike72

    mike72 Member

    that's a good one.
     
  7. Rene

    Rene Well-Known Member

    :happy097
     
  8. moviemaniac

    moviemaniac Tool Time

    I wonder where they're gonna find her? Anyone? :D
     

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