Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item... Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E & J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine", said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She added, "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity are: 10. Chateau Traileur Parc 09. White Trashfindel 08. Big Red Gulp 07. World Championship Riesling 06. NASCARbernet 05. Chef Boyardeaux 04. Peanut Noir 03. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar! 02. Grape Expectations And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine: 01. Nasti Spumante The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum), or red meat (Squirrel).
Wow, I thought I was being cheap when reaching for the under $30-40 stuff. This adds a whole new meaning to cheap...
I prefer to let it roll around on the floor. If I'm driving the truck, putting it in the bed works even better! :rofl
Adding insult to injury! Top 10 Slogans for Wal-Mart Wine By DAVID LETTERMAN 10. "When Kmart Wine Just Won't Do" 9. "I Can't Believe It's Not Wine" 8. "Show Your Friends How Little You Care" 7. "Kills Germs on Contact" 6. "Recommended by 4 Out of 5 Drifters!" 5. "Crack Open a Can Today!" 4. "Fresh From the Vineyards of Aisle 6" 3. "Here's to Making Bail!" 2. "Feeling Down After Being Thrown Out by Britney?" 1. "Goes Great With a 20-Dollar Hooker"