"Spammers In The Night" Spammers in the night exchanging trolls Wond'ring in the night what were the chances We'd be sharing posts before the night was through Something in your post was so inviting Something in your key stroke was so exciting Something in my heart told me I must respond to you Spammers in the night Two lonely people, we were spammers in the night Up to the moment when we said our first hello little did we know Trolling was just a post away, a warm embracing post reply away and Ever since that night we've been together Trollers at first sight, in love forever It turned out so right for spammers in the night [instrumental-first three lines of chorus] Love was just a post away, a warm embracing post reply away Ever since that night we've been together Spammers at first sight, in love forever It turned out so right for spammers in the night [Dooby-doooby-doo and other scat to end]