Yo Mamma jokes, the shaving edition

Yo mamma's legs so hairy, she clogs a Gem Micromatic.

 

Yo mamma's BO so bad, they spray the Veg after she leaves the room.

 

Yo mamma so big she uses a broom handle to shave her back.

 

On the end of that broom handle is a midget with a weed eater.

 

Your mother is so large, her alum block is a salt lick.

 

Yo mama so big, her can of Barbasol has to be inspected and yellow tagged every year by the fire marshal.

 

Yo mama is so hairy, bigfoot stopped and took a picture.