You know it's hot when...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by JohnDB, Jun 27, 2017.

  1. JohnDB

    JohnDB Well-Known Member

    It's so hot I seen all the bagboys and girls at the grocery store running to go outside and collect carts because it started to rain...

    Got any more?
     
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  2. VintageModMan

    VintageModMan Active Member

    Lol. Years and years ago I was that guy haha.

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  3. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    An old one from Johnny Carson:
    It was so hot today, I saw a bird pulling up a worm with a potholder.
     
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  4. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus Staff Member

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    Two trees fighting over a dog
     
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  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    ...when your cactus puts on sunscreen.
     
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  6. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    .....when fierce rain falls on the "skillet" we call earth.
     
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