You know you live in.....if!

You know you live in Boston(and surrounding towns)when you get honked at for not driving fast enough through a rotary. And for that matter, when drivers entering a rotary suddenly form a second lane.

 

You know you live in South Carolina when you can yell, "Go Cocks!" and no one questions your sexuality.

 

You know you live in Michigan if you use your hand as a map.

 

I always wondered about that team nickname for "USC Of The East".

 

You know you live in Washington, DC, when the sound of summer rains equals that of cooking food on a skillet. (SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)

 

You know you live in Illinois when most of your governors leave office and go to prison.

 

You know your in florida when the highway is clogged with slow moving mercury marqis with Illinois, Michigan, New York, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, New Jersey tags.

 

... with the signal light on ... for miles.

 

You know you live in New York City if you get sidewalk rage from tourists who walk too slowly.

 

You know you live in LA if you live 20 miles from work, but it's an hour's commute each way.

 

You know you live in New Jersey when you ask for wudder and nobody knows what your talking about.

 

You know You live in the woods if you have to swerve to miss a deer, in your driveway.
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You know you live in the woods when the power company knocks on the door to restore your electric, but you didn't notice it was out.
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You know you live in the woods when big foot walks right by you, and all it does is make you mad, because he spooked that buck you've been tracking for the last 3 days.
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You know you live in the woods when the wife tells you to go out and get supper, so you grab your squirrel gun and some shells headed for the wallnut trees.

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You know you live in the woods because when the sun goes down, it's dark!
Then you have to explain to the cousins who are visiting from the city. Those little lights up in the sky are stars and the big one is the moon.
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You know you live in the woods because...
In the winter, its dead quiet outside.

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And you go to the WaWa for everything!

 

Ya'll know you're from Texas when you have to turn on the air conditioning in January, two days after a low of 29 degrees.