you know your getting old(older) if...........

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by david of central florida, Jul 19, 2015.

  1. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    You remember one of these in every store, and also the sound it made. image.jpg
     
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  2. John Ruschmeyer

    John Ruschmeyer Well-Known Member

    I had to look up the Haberule, not that I still understand it. OTOH, I can probably still multiply my way out of a paper bag using a slide rule.

    JR
     
  3. rmcintyre84

    rmcintyre84 Got out of the kitchen

    ...when you remember MTV playing nothing but music videos.
    ...when you cough or sneeze, you worry about farting.
    ...when you realize your wife is the same age your mother was when your father died.
    ...when you weigh what you used to be able to bench press, but now can't bench press what you used to weigh.
    ...when you look at a hot young woman at the gym and think, "I bet she'd be a wonderful niece."
    ...you read graphic novels, but hope no one finds out.
     
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  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    ...you are older than the President.
     
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  5. DDuckyMark

    DDuckyMark Ducky Duck and the Hiding Bunch

    Where I live these are still in more stores then not.
     
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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Why do I suddenly hear Dueling Banjos ? :D
     
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  7. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    The graphic designer's necessary tool for all type-speccing, for copy-fitting text into magazine, ad, print layouts. All in the pre-desktop publishing era….
     
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  8. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Paul Simon, Art Garfunkel&James Taylor-"Don't know what a slide rule is for..but I know that one and one is two".
     
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  9. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    when you start to say: "In my days..."
    when your arms grow too short to be able to read
    when your bum starts to sag
     
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  10. DDuckyMark

    DDuckyMark Ducky Duck and the Hiding Bunch

    That movie was filmed just a few miles from here.
     
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  11. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    You buy the 500 count bottle of Tylenol at the warehouse store, and use it before the expiration date.
     
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  12. Dzia Dzia

    Dzia Dzia Entitled to whine

    When you remember Sam Cook doing that song first.
     
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    and better!
     
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  14. Omaney

    Omaney Well-Known Member

    You live in a world where The Fonz is in his seventies.
     
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  15. Dzia Dzia

    Dzia Dzia Entitled to whine

    Any little bump causes a nice big bruise, your arm is red with scratches and blood while trimming the bougainvillea, after not paying attention while shaving with a Gem OCMM you look like an NHL hockey player.
     
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  16. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    bougainvillea is my arch enemy. it's the devil's weed. I've shed more blood from it's limbs than I ever will from razors.
     
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  17. Joef

    Joef Well-Known Member

    Same here, that's why last winter they got stumped! Great looking and all but like you said, the devils weed.
     
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  18. Joef

    Joef Well-Known Member

    When Bob Ross's hair was in style when you were young

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  19. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Happy little trees!
     
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  20. Dzia Dzia

    Dzia Dzia Entitled to whine

    You must live somewhere in the south, Joe. Unless that nasty scrapper grows elsewhere.
     
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