...a selling point for buying a battery operated beard trimmer is that it comes with a nose hair trimmer!
HEY HEY HEY....I resemble this joke.... Remember losing your memory is all about mind over matter...As long as you don't mind, it really doesn't matter...
When you get your first prescription for reading glasses. Yep, that was my yesterday. Did I mention that I'm only 44?
You really know you're getting old when you reminisce about your childhood, when your primary mode of transportation was your pet pterodactyl, George.
When you can remember your 7th birthday party clearly, but not what you had for breakfast an hour ago.
An older couple was coming out of the movie theater when they happened to run into some friends. "So, how are things going?" asked one of the friends. "Pretty good. Just saw a movie," said the gentleman of the couple. "Oh? What was it?" "What's the name of that red flower? You know, the one with the thorns, smells real nice?" "You mean a rose?" asked the friend. "Yeah, rose. That's it. (turning to wife) Rose, what was the name of that movie we just saw?"
You know you are getting old when any discussion of modern technology includes A) the word "newfangled" and B)a conversation about which joints you have had replaced.