You know you're getting old when..

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Big Dan, Sep 17, 2013.

  1. Big Dan

    Big Dan New Member

    ...a selling point for buying a battery operated beard trimmer is that it comes with a nose hair trimmer!
     
  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    ....you need your glasses to find your glasses.
     
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  3. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    ... you can't... umm... you can't... uhh...

    hang on, hang on!
    I'll remember, just give me a minute!
     
  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Over the hill? What hill? I don't remember any hill.
     
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  5. 178-bplatoon

    178-bplatoon Well-Known Member

    HEY HEY HEY....I resemble this joke....:happy097: Remember losing your memory is all about mind over matter...As long as you don't mind, it really doesn't matter...:)
     
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  6. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    They say the second thing to go when you get old is your hearing.
    I forget what the first is.
     
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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    When you get your first prescription for reading glasses. Yep, that was my yesterday. :( Did I mention that I'm only 44?
     
  8. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    What was that? Speak Up!
     
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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Kids today ... all they do is mumble. :(
     
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  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    You really know you're getting old when you reminisce about your childhood, when your primary mode of transportation was your pet pterodactyl, George.
     
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  11. BamaT

    BamaT Well-Known Member

    When you visit with friends, the first thing discussed was your last Doctor's appointment.
     
  12. Jasman

    Jasman Well-Known Member

    When you go into the other room in order to get. . . um, I came in here for something. . . .
     
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    When you can remember your 7th birthday party clearly, but not what you had for breakfast an hour ago.
     
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  14. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    An older couple was coming out of the movie theater when they happened to run into some friends.
    "So, how are things going?" asked one of the friends.
    "Pretty good. Just saw a movie," said the gentleman of the couple.
    "Oh? What was it?"
    "What's the name of that red flower? You know, the one with the thorns, smells real nice?"
    "You mean a rose?" asked the friend.
    "Yeah, rose. That's it. (turning to wife) Rose, what was the name of that movie we just saw?"
     
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  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  16. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    You know you are getting old when any discussion of modern technology includes A) the word "newfangled" and B)a conversation about which joints you have had replaced.
     
  17. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord Staff Member

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    "Can you believe this weather we've been having?" is your go-to conversation ice-breaker.
     
  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    When you refer to anyone who doesn't have at least some gray hair as "that kid."
     
  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    When you discuss how much taller you used to be.
     
  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    When you have more hair growing out of your ears and/or nose (on a daily basis!) than on your head.
     
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