You know you're getting old when...

...you hear "Hey old fart!" turn to look, and see they were talking to someone else. Someone younger.

 

Getting out of your bed/couch from a sleep/nap takes more work than it used to.

 

…you think that the floor is creaking but it’s you.

 

…getting lucky means you found your car in the parking lot.

 

What was the question again..???


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... You hear your favorite song at the dentist office.

 

... You remember when the Dead Sea was just feeling a little under the weather.

 

...you know what it means to TURN ON a light, and nobody else remembers.

 

...using your Mr. Potato Head set required asking mom for a real potato.

 

You politely greet someone and introduce yourself, only to hear the person say "Got some ID on that?" (Course if that happens to me, I'll simply say,"Yes I do, but I'm not showing you-you're just gonna have to trust me, BUDDEH!"

 

When inbound phone calls after 9:00pm begin with, “Sorry, did I wake you?”

 

I'm glad you picked up on the "B" word . Course more of you are doing so.

 

I used to get that from an x-girlfriend, but she'd ask me that same question when it took 2 or more rings for me to answer.

 

…when the floor keeps getting farther away every year.

 

When you start replying to your own posts...

 

I thought it got closer every year, especially for women.

 

... You wake up with that morning after feeling if the night before doesn't end by 7:00.

 

Best one yet

 

...happy hour is a nap.

 

That wasn't meant for muhself.