You need to work on your technique when.......

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by Terry, Feb 16, 2020.

  1. Terry

    Terry Tool Admirer

    Ok
    We all have bad shaves, some worse than others.
    I thought it might be fun to lighten up those really bad days by having a little fun with it.
    I'll start it out and see what kind of sense of humour we have about this.

    You need to work on your technique when....

    The people at the ER say "new razor 'eh?" when you walk up to the counter.

    tp
     
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  2. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    You run out of other things to blame.
     
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  3. PanChango

    PanChango Not Cute

    Hah.

    Just remember that you cannot appreciate the good shaves without the bad.
     
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  4. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    You shop for shave soap made with alum and styptic.
     
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  5. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    You don’t take your blood thinners on shave days.
     
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  6. Primotenore

    Primotenore missed opera tunity

    Article Team
    John was a stand-up comedian in his first life. :D
     
  7. Terry

    Terry Tool Admirer

    Keep it going....

    The hospital gives you a call to inform you they are out of your blood type.

    tp
     
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  8. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    You stand in a trough while shaving to collect all the blood.
     
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  9. Chuck Naill

    Chuck Naill Well-Known Member

    Your straight razor falls out of your hand and you try to catch. :D
     
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  10. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Thus endeth the thread.

    :)

    Sent from my moto z4 using Tapatalk
     
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  11. jgreenepa

    jgreenepa Nasal Barbarian

    ...when you suffer from hemophilia!
     
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  12. timabababaluka

    timabababaluka No exceptions. Except.....

    The razor burn gets so bad your face starts smoking
     
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  13. timabababaluka

    timabababaluka No exceptions. Except.....

    You turn in your razor for a pair of tweezers
     
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  14. timabababaluka

    timabababaluka No exceptions. Except.....

    Your wife buys you a straight... after upping your life insurance policy.
     
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  15. timabababaluka

    timabababaluka No exceptions. Except.....

    You say, "Man, I need to shave!" and your face spontaneously starts bleeding.
     
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  16. timabababaluka

    timabababaluka No exceptions. Except.....

    You rub a styptic over your whole face... before you start shaving.
     
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  17. timabababaluka

    timabababaluka No exceptions. Except.....

    When vampires won't give you a second look.
     
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  18. timabababaluka

    timabababaluka No exceptions. Except.....

    You shave with a cheese grater... and get the best results ever!
     
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  19. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Mind lettin' others give this baby a shot please? :)(Oh, I see you have already, thank you verh much).
     
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  20. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    You more often than not skim over areas of your right cheek area(ahhhh, I'm talkinabout muhself).
     
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