You SURE about that?

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Michael, Jul 7, 2008.

  1. Michael

    Michael Duke of Kent

    Here's one for our southern friends...

    Earl and Bubba are sitting quietly in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking Pepsi. Suddenly, Bubba says, "Earl, Ah think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She ain't spoke to me in over two months!"

    Earl spits, sips his Pepsi and says, "Y'all better think that over, Bubba. Women like that are hard to come by."

    :D
     
  2. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

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    Chewing Pepsi, huh?

    I knew there was a reason I'm a Coca-Cola gal. ;)
     
  3. Michael

    Michael Duke of Kent

    JoAnna, just fer you........this here's Earl...:D
     

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  4. Queen of Blades

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  5. Will

    Will Nevermind

    JoAnna has not been in VA too long I am guessing.

    He was Chewin' and spiting his Plug, Chaw, Chew, Snuff, or other kind of Smokeless Tobacco and sipping Pepsi.
     
  6. Queen of Blades

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    :rolleyes: I know what Chewing Tobacco is.

    That isn't how the sentence is written. :rolleyes:

    ::sesel
     
  7. Will

    Will Nevermind


    Yes Teach. Please don't hit me with the yardstick today, iz beena good bohy.












    P.S. The sentence is fine if you take the use of American Slang in account.
     
  8. Queen of Blades

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  9. moviemaniac

    moviemaniac Tool Time

    I'd liker ter git me one of those wimmin :D
     
  10. NoobShaver

    NoobShaver BGDAAA

    If they were truly southern they wouldn't be chewing/ drinking Pepsi...

    Everything's Coke down here.;)
     
  11. Jimbo

    Jimbo New Member

    I thought that was just a tad further south....

    James.
     

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