Here's one for our southern friends... Earl and Bubba are sitting quietly in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking Pepsi. Suddenly, Bubba says, "Earl, Ah think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She ain't spoke to me in over two months!" Earl spits, sips his Pepsi and says, "Y'all better think that over, Bubba. Women like that are hard to come by."
JoAnna has not been in VA too long I am guessing. He was Chewin' and spiting his Plug, Chaw, Chew, Snuff, or other kind of Smokeless Tobacco and sipping Pepsi.
Yes Teach. Please don't hit me with the yardstick today, iz beena good bohy. P.S. The sentence is fine if you take the use of American Slang in account.