Thought it'd be fun, and funny. Manufacture the worst shave den shot you can imagine with whatever you have on hand. Mine is my new avatar. I'd have added a burning, dirty ashtray if I had one, and maybe a dirty sock, but oh well.
Currently don't have a digital camera so no den photos for you. Besides sharing a head with 300 Sailors and Soldiers isn't something everyone needs to see. 2
Well we're not going to give up that easily are we? Are you so poor that... you can't afford to pay attention? beggars give you money? people from the church run over animals in front of your house to help you with food? you go to KFC to lick other peoples fingers? your father had to cut holes in your pockets at Christmas so you would have something to play with? Well, stop worrying about your finances because you're in luck. Introducing: The Ultimate Cheapskate Newbie Shaving Setup!! The best part is, you may not have to spend even one penny on a great shave setup. There is every chance that you already have everything you need to complete a great shave! First the soap. Nothing fancy here, just a bar of Ivory soap. And you don't need the extra expense or complication of a brush either. Just use your two hands to work up a nice lather. Second... the razor. Here we will borrow Mom's Lady Shick. Just be sure to pluck out some of those leg hairs that are gumming up the blades or you will not be able to get a nice BBS shave. Finally, the finish. Why waste $25 or more on some overpriced after-shave when a nice bottle of rubbing alcohol will get the job done. There is no question about it, you WILL know that you shaved and you WILL feel every drop!! Have a great shave!! Lyndon
Hey, now, I didn't even include any A/S in mine! Unless you want to use the Miller High Life for that.
