Your Favorite Quotes and Proverbs

Time & tide get just about anything clean.

 

"Embrace my yesterday. Smile at my today. Love me in your tomorrow!"
-- Susan Randall

 

Who said that? Oh, was it YOU?????

 

And time heals all wounds ... except decapitation.

 

Calvin: I think night time is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.

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"Paradise is exactly like where you are right now, only much, much better."

Laurie Anderson

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“If I’d know I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.”
Eubie Blake (I think)

 

Good quote from Euboea Blake(You think).

 

I think your buddy Abe Lincoln said that one(well recalled on this President's Day).

 

If you pull your finger out of a bucket of water, it won't leave a hole.

 

Well, THAT didn't go anywhere.

 

Accept my existence or expect my resistance. Steven Salvatore

 

"Oh, yeah, an African swallow may-be but not a European swallow, that's my point."

 

From the new judge Judy makeup commercials:

"There's no makeup to cover annoying."

 

“You’re supposed to be stupid. Don’t abuse the privilege.”
-from Blue Thunder.

 

I’ve got 3 of them I like..

best to keep the mouth shut and look the fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Its better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission.

Better to ask a question and be a fool for 5 minutes than to not ask and be a fool for life.

 

A hopefully-humorous one I like--

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you!"

 

“You’re supposed to be stupid” Don’t abuse the privilege.”

From Blue Thunder

 

I had a feeling that quote didn't come from a President. Glad I was right.