Yuppie market

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by teenagefrank, Oct 22, 2010.

  1. teenagefrank

    teenagefrank Member

    A new SOBEY's supermarket opened in Niagara Falls, Ont.



    It has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh. Just before

    it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.



    When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows moo and you experience

    the scent of fresh cut hay.



    In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks.



    In the sea-food area the scent of salt water and the sound of waves

    lapping at the shore and sea gulls calling over-head.



    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and

    the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.



    The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked

    bread & cookies.





    I don't buy toilet paper there anymore. :eek:
     
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  3. sol92258

    sol92258 I have no earthly idea

    :happy102:happy102:happy102:happy102
     
  4. PanChango

    PanChango Not Cute

    Hehe.

    I was expecting a pregnancy test finish to that joke...
     
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  6. chadstar

    chadstar Member

    LMAO :happy102 :happy102 :happy102
     
  7. Rene

    Rene Well-Known Member

    :happy097
     
  8. RABIDMONKEY

    RABIDMONKEY Active Member

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