Caterpillar

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by fishcrow, Jul 18, 2012.

  1. fishcrow

    fishcrow Birdman of TSD

    Are Caterpillars Good To Eat?
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    Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?

    Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during
    meals!

    Mother: Why did you say that, Junior?
    Why did you ask the question?

    Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce,
    but now it's gone.
     
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  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I never thought of adding caterpillars to my salad. ;)
     
  3. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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    I never thought of adding salad to my caterpillars.;)
     
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  4. jeraldgordon

    jeraldgordon TSD's Mascot

    Always preferred my caterpillars sautéed in a little garlic butter myself - unless very very fresh. Hard to get good fresh caterpillar nowadays...
     
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  5. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    Green vegetables with protein added! Very efficient!
     
  6. fishcrow

    fishcrow Birdman of TSD

    :D
     
  7. samc

    samc New Member

    That's a good one; reminds me of one time going through the salad line in the military. There was a big roach crawling in the lettuce. I'll eat alot of things, but no roaches.
     
  8. Smott

    Smott Chew your shave. Slowly.

    Deep fry them first, and you've got hundreds of tiny, delicious drumsticks...
     
  9. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Caterpillars in my salad; that would just bug me.
     
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  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Would it give you butterflies in your stomach?
     
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  11. johnus

    johnus Well-Known Member

    So, is it ok to eat them?
     

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