My daughter is staying the night at my oldest sons. I'm making dinner for my wife. Fried chicken Mashed potatoes/gravy Corn on the cob Ice cream Last time I made dinner the fire dept came. False alarm, my neighbor thought he smelled an electrical fire.
Let the embarrassing drunk-posting begin! (Maybe you'll get that custom title you've been wanting. <snicker snicker>)
It's quite simple... say something incredibly stupid, embarrassing, or over share on any number of topics.