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  1. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal! Staff Member

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    Rap! went the little gavel of wood
    I shouldn't get "life" in all likelihood
    Justice is blind
     
    americanshamrock, Dec 16, 2017
    #721
  2. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Rap! went the little gavel of wood
    I shouldn't get "life" in all likelihood
    Justice is blind
    And not always kind
     
    John Beeman, Dec 16, 2017
    #722
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  3. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Rap! went the little gavel of wood
    I shouldn't get "life" in all likelihood
    Justice is blind
    I'll soon be confined
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 16, 2017
    #723
  4. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Rap! went the little gavel of wood
    I shouldn't get "life" in all likelihood
    Justice is blind
    And not always kind / I'll soon be confined
    It's hard to be so misunderstood.
     
    Screwtape, Dec 16, 2017
    #724
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  5. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The Post Office van stopped by today
     
    Screwtape, Dec 16, 2017
    #725
  6. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal! Staff Member

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    The Post Office van stopped by today
    And I knew exactly what the wife would say
     
    americanshamrock, Dec 16, 2017
    #726
  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    The Post Office van stopped by today
    And I knew exactly what the wife would say
    Anothet razor or three?
     
    richgem, Dec 16, 2017
    #727
  8. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    The Post Office van stopped by today
    And I knew exactly what the wife would say
    Another razor or three?
    Accidentally fell from the tree?
     
    John Beeman, Dec 16, 2017
    #728
  9. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    The Post Office van stopped by today
    And I knew exactly what the wife would say
    Another razor or three?
    Accidentally fell from the tree?
    You've got hoarding in your DNA.
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 16, 2017
    #729
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  10. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    I shave ever' week and bathe ever' two
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 16, 2017
    #730
  11. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    I shave ever' week and bathe ever' two
    Whether I need it or not; how about you?
     
    Screwtape, Dec 16, 2017
    #731
  12. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal! Staff Member

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    I shave ever' week and bathe ever' two
    Whether I need it or not; how about you?
    Their distance, people do keep
     
    americanshamrock, Dec 16, 2017
    #732
  13. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    I shave ever' week and bathe ever' two
    Whether I need it or not; how about you?
    Their distance, people do keep
    And the fungus it does creep
     
    cmorris357, Dec 16, 2017
    #733
  14. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal! Staff Member

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    I shave ever' week and bathe ever' two
    Whether I need it or not; how about you?
    Their distance, people do keep
    And the fungus it does creep
    My feet smell like cheese that is bleu
     
    americanshamrock, Dec 16, 2017
    #734
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  15. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal! Staff Member

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    I raise my hand I got another question
     
    americanshamrock, Dec 16, 2017
    #735
  16. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    I raise my hand I got another question
    All this penguin has ruined my digestion
     
    cmorris357, Dec 16, 2017
    #736
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  17. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal! Staff Member

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    :happy097:
     
    americanshamrock, Dec 16, 2017
    #737
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  18. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    I raise my hand I got another question
    All this penguin has ruined my digestion
    I chewed sixteen TUMS®
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 16, 2017
    #738
  19. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal! Staff Member

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    I raise my hand I got another question
    All this penguin has ruined my digestion
    I chewed sixteen TUMS®
    And rubbed my aching gums
     
    americanshamrock, Dec 16, 2017
    #739
  20. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    I raise my hand I got another question
    All this penguin has ruined my digestion
    I chewed sixteen TUMS®
    And rubbed my aching gums
    But no relief for my digestive congestion.

    I just bought a pound of bologna
     
    cmorris357, Dec 16, 2017
    #740
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