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  1. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Using the Kentucky pronunciation for bologna, which is "baloney." You would get beat up around these parts for saying it the other way. :)

    I just bought a pound of bologna
    Tastes great with Penguin cannelloni
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 17, 2017
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  2. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal! Staff Member

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    I just bought a pound of bologna
    Tastes great with Penguin cannelloni
    I always eat too much
     
    americanshamrock, Dec 17, 2017
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  3. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    I just bought a pound of bologna
    Tastes great with Penguin cannelloni
    I always eat too much
    Of all fried foods and such
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 17, 2017
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  4. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal! Staff Member

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    I just bought a pound of bologna
    Tastes great with Penguin cannelloni
    I always eat too much
    Of all fried foods and such
    I've never been accused of being bony
     
    americanshamrock, Dec 17, 2017
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  5. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal! Staff Member

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    I often say, "Let's make a Deal!"
     
    americanshamrock, Dec 17, 2017
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  6. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    I often say, "Let's make a Deal!"
    Sometimes followed by "That's a Steal!"
     
    Screwtape, Dec 17, 2017
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  7. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    I often say, "Let's make a Deal!"
    Sometimes followed by "That's a Steal!"
    Trade for Door Number Two?
     
    RyX, Dec 17, 2017
    #747
  8. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    I often say, "Let's make a Deal!"
    Sometimes followed by "That's a Steal!"
    Trade for Door Number Two?
    Are you sure you want to?
     
    Screwtape, Dec 17, 2017
    #748
  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Who told you to eat it all? :angry019:
     
    richgem, Dec 17, 2017
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  10. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    I often say, "Let's make a Deal!"
    Sometimes followed by "That's a Steal!"
    Trade for Door Number Two?
    Are you sure you want to?
    Wanted new Dodge, got used steering wheel.
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 17, 2017
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  11. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    "Geronimo" yelled Stan as he jumped
     
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    wristwatchb, Dec 17, 2017
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    "Geronimo" yelled Stan as he jumped
    All his life he'd been a real chump
     
    richgem, Dec 17, 2017
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  13. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    "Geronimo" yelled Stan as he jumped
    All his life he'd been a real chump
    We thought he would die
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 17, 2017
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    "Geronimo" yelled Stan as he jumped
    All his life he'd been a real chump
    We thought he would die
    Going splat from on high
     
    richgem, Dec 17, 2017
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  15. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    "Geronimo" yelled Stan as he jumped
    All his life he'd been a real chump
    We thought he would die
    Going splat from on high
    And making a mess when he thumped.
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 17, 2017
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  16. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Tex rode the ol' bronco outta the pen
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 17, 2017
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  17. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal! Staff Member

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    Tex rode the ol' bronco outta the pen
    Eyes wide open, mind in a state of zen
     
    americanshamrock, Dec 17, 2017
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Tex rode the ol' bronco outta the pen
    Eyes wide open, mind in a state of zen
    But he was no Buddha
     
    richgem, Dec 17, 2017
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  19. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Tex rode the ol' bronco outta the pen
    Eyes wide open, mind in a state of zen
    But he was no Buddha
    No chill like @Yehuda D
     
    RyX, Dec 17, 2017
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  20. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Tex rode the ol' bronco outta the pen
    Eyes wide open, mind in a state of zen
    But he was no Buddha
    No chill like @Yehuda D
    And for awhile he forgot CNN.
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 17, 2017
    #760
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